The following scenes may disturb those of
a technical disposition, those who do not
like gratuitous violence, and those who
believe we should worship technology...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
(Click thumbnail for larger screenshot from the video)
The History...
My Sony Ericsson T68i
Superb style, games, Diary,
GPRS, WAP, SMS, Colour screen
and a whole host of other features.
(all of which I don't want or need)
Sadly for me, it refused to make or receive
"telephone calls" on a regularly annoying basis.
The trained chimps at the suppliers, who I shall not
name, but it sounds something like Coldsore Whorehouse
were, to be fair, a totally useless bunch of clueless
tossers who were too sales driven to give a flying %$&*
about any degree of 'customer service'.
In short, I'd had enough. I lost my temper and
decided the best thing for all concerned was to put the
poor thing out of my misery ;-)
So I drove over it in my truck.
Incredibly, the damn thing survived!
(must have been the felt, best remove that)
Nope, best put a brick on it
and drive over it again...
By this point I was wondering
if this was indeed the true
PHONE FROM HELL
Right, wedge it in the front tread...
Sorted!
And again...
One more time
(for luck)
Oh yes...
Drive over it just
a little bit more...
And just to make sure...
That's better!
See the movie (RealMedia) by clicking:
HERE for the 'edit'. (9meg)
or
HERE for the full version. (22meg)
The remains were auctioned on eBay
and raised £5 for the Alzheimer's Society